JT Improper • Saltwater Pool, 10-Acres, Spa, Views

Welcome to Joshua Tree Improper, a hedonistic escape set on 10 acres of breathtaking desert landscape. This two-bedroom hideaway lacks in modesty and delivers on experience, with surprises waiting around every corner. Soak up the sun by the saltwater pool during the day, and at night, stargaze on the otherworldly outdoor deck, complete with its own hot tub and fire pit. Discover the healing powers of the desert and explore the wonders of Joshua Tree National Park from this extraordinary retreat.

Featured in Vice Magazine, this fully renovated house seamlessly blends modern amenities with 70s charm, creating a space that invites relaxation and introspection. Whether you seek a peaceful retreat or an inspiring setting for celebration, JT Improper provides a unique environment to rejuvenate your spirit and embrace the serene desert aura.

-Living Area-
Enter the main living area, where comfort meets retro flair. The feature wall showcases a one-of-a-kind "Aries" oil painting by Daniel Bilmes above the sofa. The sofa opens up to a comfortable queen-size bed to offer additional sleeping space, perfect for accommodating larger groups. The audiophile-grade sound system includes a record player, CD player, and Sonos connection, allowing you to unwind to your favorite tunes. This inviting open-concept space is open to the kitchen and dining area and encourages you to relax, reflect, and enjoy the panoramic unobstructed desert views from three sliding glass doors.

-Kitchen & Dining-
The modern European-style kitchen is fully stocked, equipped with top-of-the-line appliances, and complete reverse osmosis drinking water! Whether preparing a gourmet meal or a simple snack, this kitchen will meet all your needs. The dining area nearby provides a cozy, communal space to savor your creations and connect with loved ones. On the back patio is an outdoor dining table and BBQ grill.

-Bedrooms & Bathroom-
The sunken primary bedroom is a groovy stamp in time featuring a luxurious king bed and a smart TV for movie nights. For a transformative experience, activate the disco switch to illuminate the disco ball overhead and a custom light neon art installation by Olivia Steele. The second bedroom has a queen bed and a smart TV, and both bedrooms have blackout blinds.

The bathroom is designed for indulgence, offering a luxury soaking tub that invites you to rejuvenate in a spa-like atmosphere. It also has a shower for a quick rinse after exploring.

-Outdoor Amenities-
Immerse yourself in the breathtaking beauty of Joshua Tree from our outdoor space. The house is perched on a bluff surrounded by 10 acres of land, with Joshua Tree's best sunset views. The saltwater pool, which can be heated at an additional cost, offers a refreshing escape, while the separate hot tub is built-into a stargazing deck with a fire pit and provides a soothing experience under the starlit sky. Two fire pit areas create perfect settings for cozy evenings and stargazing. Both the pool and hot tub use a salt mineral system to purify the water which reduces chlorine by 80%. The king-size daybed invites you to relax and absorb the sun's warmth, while the refreshing outdoor shower makes rinsing off easy. Enjoy outdoor games like cornhole and tetherball while you fire up the BBQ. The whimsical "mushroom lounge" patio area enhances the eclectic charm of the property. Ernie, our refurbished vintage 1971 VW Bug is parked next to a custom "Follow That Dream" sign installation by Olivia Steele, offering the perfect photo opportunity.

-Surrounding Area-
Joshua Tree Improper is nestled in the serene landscape of Joshua Tree, offering incredible desert views and a tranquil atmosphere. To explore the natural beauty of the area, visit Joshua Tree National Park: 800,000 acres of mystical beauty. Joshua Tree National Park is one of the world’s most incredible natural desert treasures. Sweeping, grand, and populated by granite monoliths and voluptuous rock and boulder formations, this quiet land, conducive to meditation and roaming, was carved by extremes in climate - wind, rain and an ever-present, relentless sun. Diverse forms of plant life are found everywhere, but none as unique or prevalent as the park’s namesake: the Joshua tree, standing majestically across the vast topography.

The charming shops, bars and restaurants of downtown Joshua Tree are just 15 minutes away, and on the way, stop by the jaw-dropping "Transmission" installation, just a 3-minute drive from Joshua Tree Improper.

-Amenity List-
Your stay comes complete with every amenity you’ll need for a healing and relaxing escape:
►In-ground heated saltwater pool (please note there's an additional fee to heat the pool during the cooler months).
► Large hot tub built into a stargazing deck with a gas firepit.
► Numerous art installations including a 1971 VW Bug and a custom street sign and neon sign by Olivia Steele
► Additional gas fire pit off the back patio
► Gas BBQ
► Outdoor shower (turned off in freezing months, approximately October - March)
► Outdoor dining table with seating for 6
► Mini Split heating and air conditioning
► Fully stocked kitchen with tons of spices, olive oil, utensils & cookware
► Drip coffee machine & French press
► Coffee provided, as well as a variety of sugar, creamer & a variety of tea
► Smart TVs in both bedrooms
► Audiophile-grade sound system with records and CDs & Sonos Bluetooth speakers
► Board games & books
► Hammock, cornhole & tetherball
► Carport parking with 110V EV charger
► Zoom-ready Wi-Fi, perfect for working from home

-Pool Heating Fee-
Pool heating:
If you’d like the pool heated to 84°F, please let us know at least 24 hours before arrival. A daily fee applies due to high fuel costs. If heating for multiple days, days must be consecutive. Pool heating is usually not needed from May through September. Pool heating is unavailable in the coldest months (December - February).

► May through September - $150/night if needed
► October & April - $200/night
► November & March - $250/night
►December - February - unavailable

No fee to heat the hot tub!

-Pool and Hot Tub Service-
The pool and hot tub are serviced Tuesday and Friday, approximately between 11am and 4pm. Please note that these times are estimates and may change slightly due to our technician's busy schedule. He will not approach the house but will go directly through to the backyard.

-Dogs-
We welcome your dogs! There is a $100 per dog per stay fee, limit of 2 dogs maximum. Please note on your reservation if you are bringing dog(s) and how many, and we will adjust the price accordingly. There is an unauthorized pet fee of $500. Please use the provided dog sheets before allowing your dogs on any furniture. Cats and other pets are not allowed.

-Local Experiences: Relax, Adventure, Connect-
We’ve handpicked an incredible selection of local vendors to enhance your Joshua Tree stay, offering a mix of relaxation, adventure, and everything in between. Whether you’re seeking relaxation with sound baths, yoga sessions, meditation guides, in-home massages, facials, aromatherapy or the convenience of a personal chef of caterer, you'll find options to elevate your experience. For thrill-seekers, explore rock climbing adventures, dune buggy rides, or horseback riding. Other unique experiences include guided stargazing tours under the breathtaking desert sky or guided hikes accompanied by mini donkeys!

All vendor details are available in our guidebook upon booking, making it easy to craft your ideal getaway. Many services can come directly to the house, ensuring a seamless and unforgettable stay!

-Desert Wildlife & Safety Tips-
The desert landscape is teeming with wildlife and natural beauty, offering a unique connection to nature, but it’s important to be mindful of the creatures and plants that call this area home. Guests may encounter a variety of wildlife during their stay, and while direct encounters with dangerous animals like coyotes, snakes, scorpions, bobcats, mountain lions and other desert dwellers are rare, it is important to be aware of your surroundings and to keep a safe distance from these creatures when spotted. Additionally, the desert is dotted with sharp cacti and other spiky plants. For your safety, always supervise children, pets, ESAs, and service animals while outdoors. Dogs should remain on a leash at all times and be watched closely while outdoors, as they can wander into potentially unsafe situations with wildlife or plants. By booking this property, guests acknowledge the potential for wildlife encounters and assume responsibility for their safety and the safety of their group. By respecting the local environment and staying aware, you can fully enjoy the magic of the desert.

-Security Camera-
There is a security camera mounted next to the front door in order to monitor the quantity of people and cars on the property, so we may ensure compliance with local ordinances. There are no security cameras in any private areas of the home.

-Cleaning Fee-
100% of the cleaning fee goes directly to our hardworking cleaners.

-Damage Waiver Policy-
Each reservation requires either a refundable security deposit or a non-refundable damage waiver

-Late Check Out-
Any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee for the first hour, with an additional $100 charged for every hour thereafter.

Property License: CESTRP-2021-02563